I Can Make 2 Salads For the Same Price

Joa REALLY likes Greek Salads.....Let me provide you with image #1

Yes, this is supposed to be a Greek Salad- as per the friendly delicatessens of Sobey's. I paid $7.99 for iceburg lettuce (that smelled of preservatives), purple cabbage, carrots, 2 cherry tomatos, 4 chunks of cucumber, maybe 2 or 3 olives a sprinkling of Parmesan cheese, and a handful of purple onion.
Such a recipe does not a Greek Salad make.

Let me present a real Greek Salad:

Now for one, the purple stringy things are NOT pieces of purple cabbage. Note there is no ice burg lettuce. That is FETA cheese, Parmesan is often associated with ITALIAN cooking.
Anyways, please consider the alternatives.